By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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N3766 20

congratz for your stupidity...

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Freeze_fml 16

Doing the most intimate thing possible with a stalker is a great way to ward them off.

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SlightlyUnstable 6

Genius move on your part, congratulations! Seriously, what were you thinking, that you would get rid of her??

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blueberry1427 3

No glove no love! Seriously though, she's probably a pathological liar. She wants you so bad that she's going to make up a pregnancy.. Or maybe she is pregnant. Take a fraternal test to make sure it's yours. If it is then.. FYL.. or maybe YDI.. I can't decide. D=

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Biotechie 5

Dude, I don't think the kid would be his brother. Taking a PATERNITY test however...

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kronick_fml 0

Wrap your stump before you hump a stalker

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skyeblue82 5

Ydi for sleeping w/your borderline stalker

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cupcakedoom 3

Probably shouldn't have unprotected sex (or sex at all) with someone you don't actually like or want to see again..

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