By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

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Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

So... you gave yourself a facial? Smooth.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Holding a used condom above your face can never end well. Wtf were you thinking.

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xxyourdesire 0

Don't have sex unless you're prepared for the consequences.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Why would you do that?

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SoultheWolf 19

I laughed so hard when I read this. What kind of moron would do something like this? Condoms don't break easily, so for it to burst like that you've had to have done more then hust "dangle it" over you. I was playing around with one out of boredom and I completely filled it with water, stretching it well over a foot and a half, yet when I dangled it above the tub it didn't burst. YDI

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aissie 2

Condoms become less effective if they pass their expiration date or if they aren't kept at a certain temperature (70 degrees F, I think). So, that could have made it burst a little easier. The more you know.

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RedPillSucks 31

Worst Joke Ever!!!

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1710_fml 0

You can **** up your eating but don't eat up your ******

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foreveridiot17 18

You may want to change the brand of condoms you use and store them in a room temp area where they aren't too hot or too cold. FYL sir indeed!

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1710_fml 0

Some ones got expirence with condoms

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foreveridiot17 18

If some people listen in health class or take health classes in college, they talk about this stuff until they are blue in the face lol or atleast my teachers did.

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