By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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Zgirl 0

For everyone who's saying this is necessarily false, no it's not. I remember one fourth of July I was sitting on a blanket watching fireworks when suddenly I felt a horrible sting of pain smack dab in the middle of my nether regions. When I finally got to a bathroom, there was a crushed fire ant in my underpants. It was not cool! FYL for sure, man!

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Too bad you not a sadomasochist

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jennikins 0

how does an ant get onto your penis? :| unless you stuck it down there for you're own amusement.

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heathcoate 0

And what are you, twelve? Stop complaining and go get some ice.

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screwedattimes 0

how did the ant get in ur dick? haha i bet u were rubbing it along the ground outside 4 funn! i would totally love to see a guy do that i think it would be the hornyest thing ever!

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jet_fml 0

Was it the first 'mouth' or the first mouth?

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Yuuhi 0

get over yourself....ya people need real problems

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stargirl14 0

how the hell did an ant get on your penis?!

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