By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
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WCARlover 34

I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

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Sweet_Meli 11

I guess the term "booty-call" was taken a little to literal here :p

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A83_fml 18

It would be awkward if you're in public transport when you'd get a callonoscopy.

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psiloveyou15 12

My cousin works in the ER and was in that situation. The kicker was someone called the cellphone while it was still stuck up the guy's ass.

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joopjoop 19

who was it? was it his mom? that would have been hilarious

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HeartOfLead 24

Better out than in, I always say. In all seriousness, good thing this is not the 70s then we'd be looking at a whole different world of pain.

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etishuman22 32

What about the 80's? Holy crap. The guy would be dead.

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LegolasPrincess 10

I don't want to live on this planet anymore....

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olpally 32

Drama queen^ *sigh*

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LegolasPrincess 10

How am I being a drama queen? Ever heard of a joke? I wasn't being serious.

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ema_stonez 19

he was taking a picture of his rectum for a biology assignment

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That person needs an anatomy lecture.

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Misshhh 23

They put it on vibrate I'm guessing xD

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