By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
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By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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Cin_fml 0

Please please PLEASE don't listen to them >.< Be a responsible human being first and foremost. What other people think doesn't amount to a grain of sand, especially when they're so clearly wrong.

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cani_fml 0

FYL indeed for being the only one with a brain in your inbred redneck family. get out as soon as you can.

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snowFML 0

ahaha, wow. FYL for having a hillbilly family.

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fuzzybrownbear 0

Well at least if you do get pregnant, which you shouldn't, your family will support you and help you raise the baby. FYL though, that's ****** up.

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gmb74 0

Eh, the taxpayers will end up paying for this one. Just say no!

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tinyphreak 0

Congratulations, you have a stupid family. No offense.

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MrCanoe 5

Well has your family had a lot of teen pregnancy's? and when asked the question by your Aunt did you say something negative about teen pregnancy and so they felt you were judging them

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Googolman 29

It's pregnancies, not pregnancy's, for God's sake. You're 29 years old, and you make such simple grammar mistakes.

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Mag_The_Chodja 0

Really, #41? You seem to have high expectations for humanity. I agree with #40. There are some really retarded people out. I can see this as a kudos, as an FYL. If you ever have a baby - YAY! Your family will be ***** and take of your baby for you - if you don't, they'll still hate you! Yay!

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BioProject 0

On the contrary #43, my expectations for humanity is 0. I know full well the stupidity in this world (just look at some of the comments), but this is on a whole new level of it. It more than likely did happen, but I would have to see it with my own eyes so that my exceptions for the human race can finally reach -1.

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Necronomicon_fml 0

Wow. Sorry to tell you this, but your family are idiots. Don't listen to them.

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katekappy 0

teenage pregnancy aint all thay bad. my cousin in 17 and has a one year old. as long as your over the legal age pregnancy is fine. but FYL anyways OP.

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rawr_cupcakesand 0

Didn't realize there was a legal age for pregnancy...

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gohogs518 4

Sounds like you and your cousin are really going far in life.

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bexox 0

PLEASE DON'T! Keep it in your pants for the sake of humanity!!!!

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nicole1123 0

then u r either very stupid or married and out of college,

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xNephilim 18

Or just a regular teenage girl... Most chicks go through the phase when they really want a kid. Like me. I seriously want one, but I'm smart enough to know that now is not the right time for that. I wouldn't be able to support him or her, my boyfriend is in jail for the next 6 months, I'm only 19... Yeah, not the right time but it doesn't make the desire any less intense.

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fantasyworld 37

I tend to get into these moods where I want a baby but I know I'm not ready at all to care for a child.

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