Miscellaneous: Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By Thanksiguess - 19/02/2018 15:00

Today, I told my dad that I'm pregnant. He shook his head and said, sadly, "What a waste. You're way too young to throw your life away like this." Silly me; I was worried that at 46 I might be too old for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 05:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, while at a family dinner, my boyfriend's family explained how he needs to learn family recipes to pass down to his future children. He responded, "Why would I ever start a family? I hate kids." I'm currently seven weeks pregnant. FML

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Cin_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

Please please PLEASE don't listen to them >.< Be a responsible human being first and foremost. What other people think doesn't amount to a grain of sand, especially when they're so clearly wrong.

bogg_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

Wow..

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cani_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 11:58

FYL indeed for being the only one with a brain in your inbred redneck family. get out as soon as you can.

snowFML 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:18

ahaha, wow. FYL for having a hillbilly family.

fuzzybrownbear 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:43

Well at least if you do get pregnant, which you shouldn't, your family will support you and help you raise the baby. FYL though, that's ****** up.

gmb74 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:19

Eh, the taxpayers will end up paying for this one. Just say no!

tinyphreak 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:44

Congratulations, you have a stupid family. No offense.

BioProject 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 12:51

I dub thee, fake.

MrCanoe 5

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:03

Well has your family had a lot of teen pregnancy's? and when asked the question by your Aunt did you say something negative about teen pregnancy and so they felt you were judging them

Googolman 29

Friday 5 October 2012 6:38

It's pregnancies, not pregnancy's, for God's sake. You're 29 years old, and you make such simple grammar mistakes.

Mag_The_Chodja 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:04

Really, #41? You seem to have high expectations for humanity. I agree with #40. There are some really retarded people out. I can see this as a kudos, as an FYL. If you ever have a baby - YAY! Your family will be ***** and take of your baby for you - if you don't, they'll still hate you! Yay!

BioProject 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:35

On the contrary #43, my expectations for humanity is 0. I know full well the stupidity in this world (just look at some of the comments), but this is on a whole new level of it. It more than likely did happen, but I would have to see it with my own eyes so that my exceptions for the human race can finally reach -1.

Necronomicon_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:23

Wow. Sorry to tell you this, but your family are idiots. Don't listen to them.

katekappy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 15:34

teenage pregnancy aint all thay bad. my cousin in 17 and has a one year old. as long as your over the legal age pregnancy is fine. but FYL anyways OP.

rawr_cupcakesand 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 8:39

Didn't realize there was a legal age for pregnancy...

gohogs518 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:20

Sounds like you and your cousin are really going far in life.

lindseyxox 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:05

luckyyy i wanna have a kiddd

bexox 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 19:37

PLEASE DON'T! Keep it in your pants for the sake of humanity!!!!

nicole1123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:13

then u r either very stupid or married and out of college,

xNephilim 18

Friday 27 July 2012 5:51

Or just a regular teenage girl... Most chicks go through the phase when they really want a kid. Like me. I seriously want one, but I'm smart enough to know that now is not the right time for that. I wouldn't be able to support him or her, my boyfriend is in jail for the next 6 months, I'm only 19... Yeah, not the right time but it doesn't make the desire any less intense.