Hahahha I laughed!

A pregnant woman's sense of smell is heightened. So...FHerLife, still. He could've left the room to gas another. Would have been more considerate--especially if she was already queasy.

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Perdix was joking.

I get your whole comment except for the relevance of the "look at the divorce rate" part... Oh, and I applaud you for commenting on your own FML. This should happen far more often.

I love that you commented on your own post. however, I'm not loving your scolding of Perdix, scolding him should be cause for moderation, just saying.

I just don't get the issue of "smell" seeing that you both work in a stable.

Having a job does not automatically make you mature enough to be a parent. Parenting is about being able to take care of your kid whether you work or not, whether you are still with the father or not. Frankly, coming back with the comments you made makes it pretty clear that you are not nearly as mature as you think you are or as prepared to be a parent. Morning sickness sucks, but the fact that a fart could make you puke is not that big a deal. The fact that both of you clearly overreacted - you horrified and him incredibly immature just highlights the things you clearly are not prepared to deal with once the baby is born. Here's a brief list of some of the things that WILL happen at least once: Baby leaks diarrhea through his diaper and all over you. Baby leaks diarrhea all over the furniture You change baby and get a fresh stream of shit all over you. Same leaks but pee this time. Same leaks but vomit this time. Toddler feels funny and comes for a cuddle - just in time to puke all over you. Toddler discovers that diapers come off - you get to clean the shit off the walls, the crib and the baby. You have the flu and so does the baby... twice the vomit and you get to clean it all up. Being employed does not prevent these things from happening so get used to the idea that they will. During the morning sickness phase there will be a long list of things that will make you feel ill. Eat a few crackers and sip some water and just pray that it only lasts a few weeks. Advice for your boyfriend - grow up *******. How happy would you be if this had happened to you. Maybe next time you're sick or hung over she can trick you into eating raw eggs or some other puke worthy substance just for ***** and giggles and tell all her friends about it - while you are still sick from it. Once you've taken care of her and make sure she's feeling better it can be "epic", but you are an absolute prick for thinking that texting your buddies without her consent is actually a valid option.

wow honestly because he found the humor in a fart he's unbelievably Immature and because she threw up while pregnant she won't be able to deal with her kids? That's quite the logic there bud. Most men that don't have a stick shoved up there ass have there immature moments doesn't mean we can't do what has to be done. And so wat she thought he bfs fart was discusting when was the last time u saw a woman applaud a fart?

Oh FFS, Sparx, get off your high horse. There's nothing in either the FML or the OP's reply that evidences an obviously bad parent in the making. Who are you to judge whether someone is worthy of raising a child? And who are you to decide what constitutes a "bad parent" anyway? Your condescension and self-righteousness just make you look like an ass.

Just a guess but you don't have kids do you?

And exactly how many kids do you have? I stand by my post... they are not prepared to be parents. That said, most new parents get a rude shock once the "newborn novelty" wears off which usually happens the first time baby does something extremely biological all over one of them. They will either learn fast or they will not ... far too many parents do not these days. So, you can get off your high horse, and accept that being pregnant does not instantly install perfect parenting skills.

I don't think this is your fml. I just clicked on your picture and it led me to your profile. 0 out of 0 fml's posted. liar...

I'm not on a high horse. I'm not putting myself above anyone in this thread; I'm calling you out for doing so. Let ME guess. You have kids, so like so many parents, you discount the opinion of anyone who hasn't bred. If my opinions about parenthood are invalid, allow me then to share my opinion on personhood, from one human to another: Spending long amounts of time with someone who has little sense of humor and a condescending, know-it-all attitude straight-up sucks, regardless of your age or relation to said person. I'll let you draw upon your vastly superior knowledge as a Socially Respectable Breed-- er, *Parent*, to connect the dots.