By Innocent - 28/01/2012 13:40

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Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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mike3775 35

guess you will have to wait 9 months to prove yourself

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eva_baby25 4

She calls back a week later after you get chewed out, " sorry wrong number"

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DocBastard 38

Wife: You bastard! You asshole! OP: It's a wrong number! I swear! Wife: Then why do you have these prenatal vitamins??!? OP: What? Those are M&Ms!! Wife: I KNEW IT!!! Your wife is an idiot.

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The_Hitdude 12

This just made my day. DocBastard, you are my hero. (Yes, I am very easily amused) :)

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remz89 3

What's your dp of docBastard?

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Angitia 8

That truly is unfortunate... If your wife doesn't believe you, clearly, you have some trust issues in the relationship.

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Smokindevil 9

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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Thekidinme 0

If she.doesnt believe u then obviously shes not a good wife cuz she has trust issues obviously never a good thing in a relationship but u already tied the knot soo figure a way to get her to believe u

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dabomb1463 0

Your wife needs to learn to trust you more and in 9 months get a DNA test to prove your right.

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kateRAWR 4

Wow bad luck she obviously cant trust you and that kinda sucks:(

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