Animals: Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection....

By goldfish - 06/03/2012 02:47 - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 05:19

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Trembelwick 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:50

Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:53

Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.

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Philerup31 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:53

Was it the fish from American dad?

Platfoot 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:18

very agressive specie, dont forget

Yourheadache 19

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:32

well you never know. my gold fish killed my cat :/. bad fish bad fish whacha gonna do when the come for ya.

PandaSmile 24

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:50

It starts with just one and then they bring all their friends round...

JellyBearBear 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:32

What the ****...? This is an old fml, someone just copied and pasted.

goodfella925 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:39

Really? O.O

JellyBearBear 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:40

This is an old fml

arthurlikestrain 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:43

I hope you really love that fish... and that it survives the move. -_-'

SingingOtter 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:00

Maybe now it's time for pet rock?

Makadog 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:41

Well, you know, rocks can do way more damage than a fish, that's if you get angry and throw it at the wall. ????

m3lyc 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:03

What a jobsworth arsehole. I hate people like that.

reyanne 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:12

Lmfaooo

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