By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
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lolita88_fml 27

I like your dad, he seems to have a sense of humor.

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abbyycarper 13

At least he's not making it worse than that

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graceinsheepwear 33

Your dad sounds supportive and I think his joking will help him to assimilate this perhaps new view of you and your future that coming out creates and also will work to create an environment where you will always be able to openly acknowledge and discuss your sexuality at home. The joke will get old to him in time; just wait it out.

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tlvv 12

This beats my dad saying that it's such a pity because I would have made a good wife and my mum laughing when I said the reason I don't play softball is because I don't like ball sports. This is 5 years after coming out.

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NoFlippinWai 24

to be fair, you kinda brought that ball-sports one on yourself.

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tlvv 12

Not in the context of the conversation, I expected my 58 year old mother would be a little more mature.

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sasyquin 13

les be honest, is it really that awful. Every dad picks on their child in one way or another.

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Han1156 23

I'm not sure if you are trying to make a joke or you're clueless

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NoFlippinWai 24

Because she was trying to find her coat. duh.

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thatnucca 36

Isn't it obvious! She was reenacting R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet... Lol, I just had to..

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thatonename 7

I've always wondered if that song meant R Kelly was gay....

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Caitie_kid 8

Lol, these comments remind me of the South Park episode with all the celebrities locking themselves in Stan's closet.

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BrotherPhil 35

"Tom, you've got to come out of the closet"

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ohmandapants 16

Consider yourself lucky, OP. Your dad sounds like he's being very accepting and he's just kidding around with you. Some parents throw their kids out of the house, disown them or worse. Sounds like he's taking it pretty well.

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JordynnLOL 11

At least he's not saying "Get out of here, you ******* queer!"

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hordriss 14

It's probably just his way of dealing with it. I imagine it takes a lot to tell your parents, but it's also something that they have to get their head round as well.

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perdix 29

Reply, "Leggo of my Eggo, cuz that's for the ladies ;) "

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pc4pc 7

I agree with most of the comments on here that it could be so much worse, but I totally get that you would want him to keep treating you exactly the same as he did before. Just talk to him about it and let him know that it was funny the first time, but now you just want things to go back to how they were.

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perdix 29

#28, I believe the singular form is "fungus."

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starile 19

Scary... my sixth grade science teacher always made that joke. "Fungi? I'm a fun guy!" Makes me wonder if you could be Mr. Adamson...

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