By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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KBeatz 5

Well, at least you didn't get your logic from her. Clearly, you are the smarter lass.

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officeradvil 8

I'm sorry, but your mother is an idiot. Or she is in denial. Either one will work.

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1blinktink 4

You should bring home a girlfriend, that'll really show her!

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Meme1988 18

Yes! She need to fight with her mom to fix this sitiuation, very logical :| :|

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HairyPunisher 27

*rolls eyes* You're right 28, OP should compromise her happiness and never date a girl because it'll rock the boat at home.

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fmlallthetyme 23

94 - There's a difference between bringing somebody home to meet your parents and bringing somebody home to 'show' your parents. The latter means more for a type of revenge or hostility whereas with the former it could have to do with serious feelings. *rolls eyes* That's not saying OP should never bring a girl home and compromise her happiness, it's just showing respect.

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HairyPunisher 27

126, I do understand that but if you read other comments by Meme1988 you'll see that she's more or less implying that bringing a girl home would fuel her mother's rage, even if that's not the intent.

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ninjaboy18 6

Homosexuality is wrong. Not trying to judge or be mean, just stating the truth.

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music_woman1 11

I think by truth you meant *opinion I don't think there's anything wrong with it, and I'm not the only one in saying that there is no truth in that statement

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music_woman1 11

Give her time to think about it and if she's still in denial then sit her down as explain to her that it's not a phase and if she loves you she'll accept you for who you are

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krewer21 1

Tell her it was a recessive gene that she and your dad has, so it was bound to happen. I mean if she cant accept the truth make up one heck of a genetic story!

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pibbman 1

what kind of insensitive jack-ass parents are out there? I guess it takes all kinds, but total denial of something THAT important to your kid plain reels of douche

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nerdchic 5

Yea you must not live in the south.. There is NO tolerance here.. I mean there are the .01% but majority think its a disease.. Quite sad actually.

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Michael_92 20

I imagine parents each have their own ways to react with these things. Clearly your moms was this. I wouldn't think to hard on it, it was prolly the shock.

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MissMae93 23

Prolly? That's not a word, by the way. I think you're looking for "probably".

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Michael_92 20

I read you love English. I'm sure I prolly ;) annoyed you with that didn't I?

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DocBastard 38

Wiccanbeauty - Not to put too fine a point on it, but I can't literally see you do anything since you're all the way over there and I'm all the way over here.

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d4m4s74 12

She will probably believe you once you introduce her to your girlfriend.

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IndianGiver 8

Yea. Introduce me to her as your girlfriend and we'll see where it goes from there!

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the_true_batman 10

I think your mom is in denial about her own homosexuality. If you're a lesbian, then obviously she is too. F your mom's L for living a lie all this time.

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MissMae93 23

Seriously? I really hope you're joking.

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Anita1023632 3

MissMae03--- yur cute :$ and correct...

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Futacy 29

If lesbians were the only people who could give birth to lesbians, then there would be no more lesbians.

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the_true_batman 10

Obviously there would be none, except for the fact that society makes gays feel bad so some live a lie and have kids.

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the_true_batman 10

@Eleventy-one: I was actually joking, using the mom's logic the other way. The mother would have to conclude either her daughter is straight or she herself is a lesbian. I just decided to come to the other conclusion she could have come to. It always amazes me how literally people will read comments. Unless your sarcasm is laid on thicker than Ron Jeremy's ****, people will miss it.

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julia62442 9

Why do people always take these comments so seriously? I knew it was a joke and laughed when I read it.

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KiiwiiRox 6

It happens. She's hopefully one that goes into denial, then when she realizes you're serious, she doesn't care what gender you love. Good luck with that. Just hope to God she doesn't disown you cause I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's a horrible feeling...

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Michael_92 20

I couldn't even imagine a parent doing that to their own child. It's not like it's something you can control. You like who you like and that's that.

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rivaraven 35

Well, I'm gay and I would have been quite amused, if my father thought that way. But good luck with getting her to believe you!

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