By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 243
You deserved it 82 615

Same thing different taste

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Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?

llSgtScopell 0

If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha

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Lilyoda_fml 0
oooh_dear 0

you want to spend the rest of your life with her. yet you practically killed her. what a great proposal! =] did she say yes?

Too much Murphy's Law to be true. Oh wait. "And on the way to the Hospital, we were in a head-on collision. While we were at the hospital, there was a fire and the whole building burned down. We then got hit with meteors and lightning simultaneously."

King_of_Kings 3

you have been dating this girl for 3 years, and you didnt know she was allergic to walnuts? your suposed to know these things so that shit like this doesn't happen.

That really sucks. But I guess it'll teach you to ruin a perfectly good brownie with walnuts. Why the hell would you do that in the first place? But anyway, if she didn't tell you about her walnut allergy, I don't see how you could have known, unless she carries an epi-pen wherever she goes. I'm allergic to almonds and I can tell you that nut allergies really suck though...so take care not to make anything with walnuts in it in the future.

Oh my...that was a little dumb on her part too though...I'm sure you could see pieces of the nuts in the brownies...knowing about her allergies she should have asked what kind of nuts they were, because since she never told you about her allergies she should have known that you didn't know...lol...does that make sense how I explained it?! And about choking on the ring...does she not CHEW before she swallows :D because if the piece was small enough where she didn't need to chew, then the ring couldn't have fit in it...and if it was bigger she should have chewed before swallowing... Sucks though...I still hope she said yes...that IS one hell of a story to tell your kids...

hehe, damn this sucks. I know your trying to be romanic and all, it just went wrong. FYL. But seriously?? Why ever put walnuts in a brownie??

How could you not know she was allergic to walnuts? You don't deserve to marry her at all. And don;t play with your food.