By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
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Tubasaurus 0

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

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devildog_angel23 0

that's sad.

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Failurewithacapi 0

Hey I'm a boy(12), no need to callus assholes, it depends on the group of society your in, Jocks-bad Average-ok Nerd-unknown because noone cares(sort of)and that's me Why? Just because look around and notice the people you date and there place.

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GDI 0

Nerd - awesome because you'll end up working for us one day. Just because someone's a nerd doesn't mean they can't look good pal. Dude - being able to fix a computer with ease and being able to lift 300 pounds is the best of both worlds - trust me.....

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lmmmr 0

Ahh, life from the perspective of a child.

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NNNOM 1

yeah right. you're describing a bad teenage movie. actual life/high school isn't like that.

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lovelykendra5 0

******* sucks. Listen to #1, please (:

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anonymous1116 0

That really sucks. To all the people insulting her and saying she shouldn't have slept with an asshole: He was the "guy of her dreams" so I'm guessing he didn't seem like (or she couldn't see that he is an) asshole. And I'm guessing she wasn't hoping for true love by sleeping with him, but she wasn't expecting such a slap in the face either.

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lm_wfc 0

odesnt take sherlock to spot someone like that. she was dumb. feel bad for you, but YDI for 'guy of your dreams'

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cygnus12345 0

YDI for having sex with him remember that oh so famous quote: "Sex can wait- **********!" lol I can't really remember where that is from...

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crzymonkeyxo 0

Wats wrong with being a virgin? waiting to have it with someone who matters is way better then having it with random douche bags

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meddude 0

i was just stating a fact. i don't deny, giving it away to a douchebag is a terrible idea. but it seemed more that #32 was putting down people who have lost it already.

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cwalk50 2

virgins FTW! I'm perfectly fine with not having given it up to someone who doesn't mean anything to me

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GDI 0

You must have some real SUCKY dreams then.......

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onealhart54 0

maybe from admirement

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onepctech 0

catch the HIV virus and sleep with him again. that wii teach him.

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heyyou1203 0

lol while i sort of giggled at your comment (although getting revenge is hardly worth it for having to live with HIV after, IMO) it's redundant to say "HIV virus." Don't you know what the V stands for?

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Mulada 0

Dammit, Captain Planet decieved me! Damn you, Ted Turner! (Seriously, they actually said HIV virus. Can't blame 'dis dude for making the mistake)

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zzaacchh 0

I didn't think 12 year-olds were allowed to use the internet... Tell him you have AIDS; that'll teach him.

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regalarius 0

#38: Look again, 12 year olds are *taking over* the Internet.

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