Miscellaneous: Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing...

By Physics fail. - 11/11/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By alex - 24/02/2012 21:35 - United States

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 18:47 - Ireland

Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 17:02 - Germany

Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out the garage and found one of my old science fair projects. It was disqualified for outside help and cheating. I didn't do either. FML

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By Anomaly - 03/03/2015 02:43 - United States - Trenton

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

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By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2022 10:00

Today, I proudly put on display the custom clock I'd spent 3 months building from scratch. It struck the hour and promptly fell off the wall, breaking my wife’s antique vase that she'd inherited from her great nana. FML

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By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:24 - Germany

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

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bobtea 1

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:35

YDI for leaving it on the floor.

LemonFairy 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 3:45

FAIL people. Re-read the FML. It's for physics, and must be made of toothpicks and glue. Toothpicks and glue. Have that key fact down? Good.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 4:36

I guess nobody here can read! IT HAD TO BE MADE OUT OF TOOTHPICKS AND GLUE ONLY!!! NO parachutes, NO styrofoam, NO cotton, NOTHING ELSE! >_

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:04

Damn, kid, we just had to make bridges that'd hold a couple textbooks or something...

_theman_ 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:37

not exactly #51, the OP clearly states that he has to use toothpicks and glue, if he could use anything else he would have said so, so FYL for the millionth time for being a retard. HOW MANY RETARDS ARE THERE?

Zoombus 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 5:46

hey everyone saying 'ydi for leaving it on the floor:' maybe it was on the floor because he/she was testing it. it was designed to be dropped on the floor

Lightz_Camera_Me 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:36

Hey cut OP some slack. Has anyone ever thought that maybe just maybe OP was doing the project on the floor and didnt want to move it till the glue was dry?. OP FYL for having your project destroyed, lesson for father watch where your walking.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:45

On the bright side, you'll be way ahead of the class when they start learning about entropy.

happyvalleygirl 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:47

Yeah. I put mine in a nerf football. It was supposed to be dropped but my teacher ended up having a ridiculous throwing arm and launched my football... egg broke. This was years ago, can't believe they're still doing this. Try packaging peanuts next time.