Money: Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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You deserved it 3 342

By anonymous - 09/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Casper

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

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You deserved it 10 306

Family matters

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 06:00

Today, in response to the guy whose son told him to fuck off for disturbing his one day off a week, my son spent literally his entire savings account for a deposit on a shitbox one bedroom house because he’s sick of his dad finding him things to do every ten minutes, and I don’t even blame him. FML

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You deserved it 243

Thievery

By ExtemelyBroke - 06/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

Get counting

By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States

Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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You deserved it 2 511

cthulhu1138 1

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:40

See if it's possible to locate the receipt and return it. Otherwise, sell it and pocket the money.

trucktwister 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:31

that's low

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tomc666 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:12

lol u dserf it 4 wurkin fr muniy I stel fings forr muney lul lul n mah rich ur idiot

xmagster 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:11

am I the only one who has no idea what this means?

Starfire22 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:42

WTF?!

8trickster8 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:48

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DarkJoy_fml 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:18

I think if I were to try my hand at translating it is "lol you deserve it for working for money. I steal things for money. lol. lol. And I'm rich you're an idiot????" That is the best I can do. Any other ideas?

chicken_lover 2

Thursday 7 January 2010 8:10

i am trying to decipher it. i believe it says "lol, you deserve it for working for money. i steal things for money and i'm(?) rich, you idiot. stealing things is bad, mmkay? it's easy, mmkay.