By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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idrivefast 0

#19, My friend's sister has been dating the same dude for 6 years and they aren't engaged, they are both in medical school. Doesn't mean they don't love each other because they haven't tied the knot. They are in school.

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alex_vik 0

Ok, now you know she's an idiot AND a cheater.

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gleidu77 0

ydi for dating someone with an IQ of 7

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what_what 0

haha I totally agree with # 32. She obviously does not deserve your time and effort and the fact that she's stupid enough to try and justify her actions shows that she doesn't even feel sorry for hurting you that way. All in all I hope you dumped that bitch.

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cmb87 0

wow #19 might be the dumbest ****** to ever post anything on this site

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Loe_307 0

So how many other times has she "not cheated?" Dump her ***** ass.

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kitz 0

wat Mate, seems like your better off with out her if thats her excuse, let alone what she did..

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shroomis 0

i agree with #17 sleep with her sister...if she doesnt have one sleep with her mom and pull out i mean it wont be cheating then ;D

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natetallytc 0

what a sorry bitch. Leave her right away.

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