By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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mylifeisFML56 0

#19 has a point... maybe this is her way of dumping you, or making you fight for her...

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amykay 0

she would have no way knowing if she would get wet or not going into it all. So she was trying to cheat, it just happened to be bad.

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alwex 0

#19-You most definitely can blame her

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shaBAMalex 0

#19, are you a christian? people don't have to be married to stay together nowadays. look at the simmons' family.

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0OMGWTFBBQ0 0

@ #19 still cheating should never be an excuse. an she still gave the lamest explanation. she should have told him its over before cheating.

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im4evaonyomind 0

whoa whoa whoa so you mean to tell me if you don't get wet it's not cheating? Score! I can never cheat! (I'm a man btw). I like this chick. j/k sorry for your loss cause I'm assuming u dumped her immediately afterwards.

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jimmyb00o5 0

#21- No, he doesn't have a point. if she's cheating on him, then he's already lost her. If she wants to break up with him...then ****** break up with him! there's no excuse for that, and the fact that she even tried to justify it is truly immature and selfish. she's a self absorbed *****. not his fault.

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roll_fukng_tide 0

wow slutty as **** man. pleaseeeeeeeeeee tell me you dropped that bitch?!?!?!?

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b18ch1ck 0

#29 sounds like he's on Honda-Tech lol :) And... DITCH THAT BITCH.

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purplestuff_fml 0

#19, you're a retard. ''Who has a girlfriend for 5 years?'' LOADS of people do, that comment was just pathetic. The girl should have dumped him, not cheated on him to give him a 'hint' that the relationship was over, she's a ******* ***** for doing that. #29, you forgot ''post results'' OP, dump that **** and find someone who will treat you better. It IS cheating, there's no such thing as rules like ''oh well i wasn't wet'' or ''i didn't cum'' cause she still went off with another guy.

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