By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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Stupidstupidrat 0

She's got to be callous, shallow or thick as flu-ridden pig-shit - in any event, five years or no, you're best rid mate.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

What she is saying is that if her pussy had gotten wet, then she would have cheated, but as it turned out it the guy wasn't that great so she backed away. It's probably not the first time for her.

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dragonmystik3030 0

tell her you forgive her BUT she has to watch you **** one of her friends ;) lol

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FKO 0

she couldn't cheat on u if she was dead.....just saying

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Hepsmith 0

you had better of dumped her and hurt her badly. **** up her life for that one. Spread it around what she did. i wouldn't be able to live with that.

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lyndis_fml 0

42, she didn't confess. He FOUND OUT and confronted her. There's a big difference.

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golden130 0

Dump her. She's bored and obviously doesn't even care enough about you anymore to even admit any wrongdoing. Sorry you wasted 5 years of your life on her, only to have her do something like this...don't waste any more though.

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BamaFan112 1

Don't dump her, f*** her sister. Then dump her.

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