By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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Tucatz 0

Piss on her and then say "There, you're wet now."

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Dasmi3 0

Ditch that Bitch (what) , Ditch that Bitch(what) , Ditch that Bitch(what) , Ditch that Bitch

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jimmyb00o5 0

Say you wanna have make up sex and **** in her eye. i did that once. ;-p

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yui567 0

wow what a pathetic excuse. i'm sorry dude, that really sucks.

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BaldOuting 0

im sure there were signs of her douchebagness prior to this incident

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goodness_fml 0

ahahahaha...wth??? well atleast you know you are much better than the guy she cheated on you with (this is assuming you make her wet)... that should make it easier to dump her....lol

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gregthestrange 3

#19, you can never justify cheating, ever. No matter what one person does in the relationship, cheating is never okay. Even if they're being horrible, you shouldn't cheat, you should break up with them. stupid poster is stupid

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Wildcard 0

wet or not no excuse for cheating ever ever EVER sorry you wasted 5 years of your life with her you sound like a good guy if you care about a girl cheating on you i really hope you find someone worth being with

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