By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 776
You deserved it 1 824

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

Comments

this is why we dont drink this is alo why we never have DRUNKEN SEX! for all u no she could have bee a dude at one point!

haha i actually go to the school this girl goes too! everyone knew cuz he told that he posted this. XD

boricua_4life407 5

why would this idiot want a kid with someone she just met at a bar anyways? They're Both ******* idiots =]

ZDAE2009 0

oh my gosh. that sucks for you xp thats kind of a graphic comic there;;

LMFAO LOOK AT THE ****** PICTURE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I don't know what everyone is talking about. The pull-out method has been working for me for years. :D

mister_moops 0

hilarious fml, terrible illustration. all illustrations have sucked dick so far.

yeahh I don't like the illustration either.