By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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MR_OHCRAP 0

Tell you why I like being the responsible one that doesn't drink, has fun, but still has to drive all the drunk friends home and get them to sober down a little? I don't get into stupid shit like this. If your drunk, you basically lose all your thinking skills. That is why I have a good gf that isn't crazy like the one you laid and get it good from her. And remember, even though it doesn't feel natural, you get the same amount of fun with the ol' rubber or not.

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kitteh 0

For all the people whinging about condoms and pulling out and yap yap yap i love that my gf is on the pill :-D

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mina13_fml 0

what the **** man....I am so sorry for you. That's just ******!

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rawrbitch11 0

haha did she buy the drinks? lolz she seduced u...now ur her baby daddy!!!

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whydoibother 0

umm, for those of you saying the pullout method is quite effective if done correctly.... no, it isn't. There is precum on the penis as soon as it is erect in most cases, and before ejaculation even occurs more precum can come out. Precum is still sperm. Therefore the only way to effectively not get pregnant without some form of tangible birth control is to not have sex. wrap it up every time, or be ready to be a parent. take responsibility

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LAgirl_fml 1

Maybe you gave her a baby to be and/or maybe she gave you HIV,hadn't you think about it???

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14hatemachine 2

LOL #842, you read her like a book haha

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wtf_mate009 0

Apparently no one reads.. The pull out method IF USED CORRECTLY has a proven effectiveness of 98% which is the same as condoms. And if you say "well my friend used it and she still got pregnant".. Then you can't read and he can't pull out fast enough. Many couples have used the method effectively for years before they decided to have children. So.. F your Life people, you’re all retarded.

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