By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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Anony_fml 0

Pull out method doesn't work. You're ****** for life.

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bexox 0

#827 stfu If she was a man at some point, he wouldnt have to worry about making a baby since she wouldnt have a uterus. And, she would have been a full woman at that point, being that there was no penis. do you really worry that every woman you meet used to be a man? I dont think thats his biggest worry at this point

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bman_93 0

Well look at it this way, there is still a chance that she is not pregnant.

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chris_e81 0

ewww gross, FYL guy with the blue shirt +1 #19 btw damn so many comments o_O

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xaesthetics_ 0

obviously not that nervous about not having a condom if you ****** some girl without knowing her fist without protection! dumbasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Delmar_fml 2

You should've told her you had herpes.

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eric_p 0

dude, no sweat, just buy her a wire coat hanger and a vacuum cleaner (abortions are expensive) and go at her...or push her down the stairs that way you don't have to buy the hanger or the vacuum...abortions solve the worlds problems

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