OWNED

hahahahah "i'm ready for the rest of round one"...i'm so gonna use that line someday!!! hahha.

#21-- homeboy doesn't have to be psychic to know he can't last 2 minutes. There's a difference between not knowing what she likes and just being a lazy d-bag. I'm a guy and these dudes with this "but it takes two! My girl's a dead fish Waahh" bitching are cracking me up. Thanks for admitting you turn chicks to ice in bed, teach em or leave em and what does that even have to do with this post? If you haven't figured it out girls count the time from start to finish, not just the bumping uglies part. ALL you have to do is go down on her to start things off, and when you get close go down some more. Get creative. What girl would ever complain about that? Why is it like, "oh no I've put it in ahh! can't stop now!!" Seriously man up and be thankful that you're pretty much guaranteed to get yours, focus on her, and she might actually spread it around that she's getting it right. oh no!

That's just not very funny.

Aww how sad, poor guy. I mean... Some guys just have NO stamina. :/

you cant spell stud without STD... You my friend, epic fail! Pwned bith! =)

epic fail my friend. you cant spell stud without std. But dud on the other hand begins with d For DOUCHE! :) ...youve been a mavellous audience

86 said it all

Always make sure you get your girl off before you even start. That way if your having an off day or haven't done it in a while she still gets her kicks.

I think we're all ready for a nice round of learning how to interpret sarcasm.