You should have knocked her out, then given her some anal :P

chopped and screwedd. AO

in the words of Michael Kelso, (That 70's Show) BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then your mom walks in (just using my imagination) also in the words if Michael Kelso, DOUBLE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i agree with, S - Sex T - Turned U - Upside D - Down

Well...at least you can tell your story for all of us to laugh at you. Thanks STUD ;)

All right. I just want to add something to 21 and 28. Speaking as a girl, I AGREE. I am ****** DONE with double standards, and us girls shouldn't bitch all the time about how "oh that guy can't get me off, he's bad at sex"; maybe they ARE, and maybe they HAVEN'T been trying the right thing, but it's up to girls too. Women need to learn that they can't just lie there and wait for their partner/s to get them off, it's a difficult thing to do in some cases, and your partner needs all the help they can get. And it's not like not telling them what works and waiting for them to figure it out is gonna do you any favors... I agree that it's not always the man's fault that a girl can't get off. But in any case, boys? It doesn't help any to think "well if I got off, obviously she did too."

The stuff that's on FML is crazy, this one really got me laughing, voted both: FML - Because your gf (finally?) dissed you Deserved - Doesn't need explainin' Mr roboto.

wow! man that's sooo ****** hilarious! hahahaha! *holds stomach* hahaha! xD

Hahaha looks like you forgot to pay attention to whether or not SHE was getting off while you were getting off.

at least your gf is funny

i agree with number #35 about the judgemental virgins haha idk ppl but if you really dont have experience therre is no reason to talk