By saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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jackaaa 0

Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.

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shadydogman 0

S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own

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kellster 2

Dude, your skills need work!! Plus, how did you not notice that she hadn't come yet??? If you don't think it's up to you to get her off, at least take time to notice whether or not she did, you tool!

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Meta_fml 0

Ahahaha, you got pwned. When we girls have orgasms, it is easy to notice. She should have communicated with you better before, yeah, but... why did you think she had come?

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Hahahahhaahhaha. Stud indeed =P I'm betting you guys didn't do any foreplay either; you just plugged in and pulled out. Funny personal anecdote, my first g/f was actually disappointed when she couldn't get me off in under 5 minutes, and thought she needed to practice to reach that point, as if its a degree of skill.

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m4hornets 0

oh the sarcasm. that sucks dude, but you totally deserved it.

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blueworld_fml 0

unless she tells you round 1 ended in a win, its still round 1. champ.

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aatomkins 0

Maybe you shoulld make sure she orgasms as well next time (:

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