By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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rayyz 3

i know how u feel bruh...getting boner just for simple stuffs

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inhuman_x 11

getting boner just for simple stuffs....no pun intended right?

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lanadelcrayy 11

I guess thats the only head you can get..

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johnny29 14

i think it was worth it, better than finding out that girl's reaction when she gets poked in the head by a raging boner

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Miss_Whipped 43

She knew what she was getting into when she put her head there. I'll bet she was upset when he stayed flaccid.

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charlamagnet 9

I think most guys have this problem from time to time. The most effective thing for me is to think of something that's mentally challenging. I try to say the ABC's backwards in my head. Subtle yet effective.

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mattrd_fml 31

Could've just thought of Renee Zellweger. worked for Quagmire.

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thedoctoralpha1 4

did it just turn you on more, you sick son of a bitch?

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