By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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Mightytall 35

There must have been some kind of attraction on her side, or she wouldn't be putting her head in his lap. So unless she's totally oblivious/naive she'd have to expect somewhat of a reaction on his side. Who knows? She might have appreciated knowing that she is attractive enough to him too, to make that happen.

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SmittyJA24 26

I agree. My first thought was she wanted him to get stiff.

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zeemonster424 15

Today, I laid my head in the lap of a guy I liked, hoping to start something. Instead, he just stared soulessly off into the distance, as if something he loved very dearly was being beaten. FML.

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omzz15 23

Flex a muscle for 60 seconds it will stop the boner

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a1_z9 10

Because she won't start wondering why he has randomly started flexing his muscles when she's trying to rest on him...

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a1_z9 10

Very resourceful, I would've probably just yelled something about needing a wee, flailed her away and ran out the room never to return.

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joshi42 16

What's wrong with getting an erection in that situation?

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ImamSajid25 14

That's dreadful. You need to work on it mate. Otherwise you might have to say goodbye to your Soldier.

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rabbi1010 29

fyl, but i say its the girls fault. Dont put your head on a guys lap and expect not to get poked....or stabbed.

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Badkarma4u 17

I say. No kidding. I bet she knew that.

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alisha0215 12

you should've just let it poke her. if she was laying her head in your lap she's probably into you anyway. could've led to something ?

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