By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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phreaker913 21

omg. the ad popped up at the perfect time. "just to stop my self from getting a boner..." ad time.. was very concerned

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vikky538 28

You got a boner and the girl laying on your lap did not notice? Hmmm....

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puppies4life 10

but either way you're imagining beating a pussy

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JettStreams 6

On the bright side, maybe she is into you. You have to be really comfortable around a guy in order to place your head on his lap.

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jmon707 11

Should of just let it pop up and seen what happened

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Zebediabolical 39

If someone's putting their head in my lap they're gonna feel the wood if I'm into them. If not, then maybe dismembered puppies. Maybe.

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Badkarma4u 17

If im not into her, I'd tell her to get up.

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pete9913 23

why did you have to stop? it could have worked out if she liked it.

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