By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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Savannahlynn214 12

Either way, your thinking about pussy... ☺️ Whether it's dreaming about pounding it or actually doing it

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trey600rr 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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NateshN 18

Is this an upgraded version of the naked-grandma-imagination?

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pleasedie 22

Something might be wrong with you if you have to think of something like that to not get a boner

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Rebles 15

No, something might be wrong with you if you think of something like that to get a boner.

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Ramos808 29

Lol, I definitely favorited this

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tantanpanda 26

screw that, #15 even has the wrong amount of asterisk marks.

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Scrambled 21

I had a similar situation! Except I had to think of savagely beating a girl to death to stop myself from getting a boner while my cat sat on my lap. Small world.

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trey600rr 22

should have went with it, she may have liked what she felt!

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FenHarel 9

...And then the two high school students who appeared as though they might have been thirty with double F breasts consented silently to a surprise orgy.

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Badkarma4u 17

No he is probably one of the guys that actually gets laid instead of fantasizing about it.

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FatherPlatypus 8

The things we have to do avoid awkward situations

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