By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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AlphaDoge 6

Embrace the boner

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peachykeen93 17

That......that is f#@king wierd dude....

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shinikageWolf 15

I find math helps keep boners away. Just avoid 69. That's the only sexy number

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Im__Batman_ 8

I mean, you didn't HAVE to... Poor poor cat.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That's the only thing you could think of to keep from getting a boner? Yikes...the girl might have taken it as a compliment if her head in your lap gave you a stiffy. You're a guy; it happens. Surely she could have understood that. But seriously, there was surely something else you could have thought of...

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BigTalker 3

That's kinda sad...

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werdwerdus 11

embrace the boner. unless she's your relative or something.

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Azidoazide 5

I think we've all been there buddy - although I wish I had thought about animal cruelty instead of food... turns out really tasty food can give you a different kind, but still as convincing boner

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Skye_Gray01 8

I tried to give my ex boyfriend a boner in September by laying on his lap with my head but I failed sadly ???

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TallMist 32

Seeing as how you put question marks there, I'm just going to assume you meant to ask a question. So, here's the answer: No.

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