By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Or you could just stand up and go walk around for a minute.

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worldclassrager 39

Well whatever works I guess...suggest a pillow for future reference...

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savemeSheehan 8

really your poor cat. and fyi she probably did it on purpose. . unless she was that stupid

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tiredofwaiting 25

Whatever works for you.

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amandaleigh091 10

Really? There weren't any other options to imagine? You HAD to picture brutally killing your cat.

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RageWolf16 31

I don't think it would have surprised her lol. Unless it was your sister or a kid

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GwennaRose 22

Thats silly. If a girl lays her head on your lap she probably is interested enough in you to make the relationship sexual.

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Witchylady 17

You defiantly sound like a nasty twisted person to imagine yourself beating you cat to death!! You are a psychopath just waiting to emerge. What a horrible thing to say. And even worse a horrible thing to even consider. I feel sorry for your cat.

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