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By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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Lounia_fml 8

ROFLOL you're awesome man xD FUNNYYY xD

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HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

it's her bro though, so i doubt she'd pluck THAT.

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winterxleah 0

Just get sidebangs, and keep one eyebrow.

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The_Cait 0

Oddly enough: been there.

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lexiBRo 0

wow! I can't imagine sleeping through someone shaving off my eyebrow... I'd totally shave the other off and just look surprised for a while lol

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lifesuck_fml 0

Do the same as the guy from My Best Friend's Girl and pencil them in hahaha FYL.

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seb12992 0

Shave both his off while he's asleep.

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I'd go with no eyebrows xD then go get your hair cut to give you long bangs to cover your eyebrows (or lackthereof). :D wear extensions if necessary :P or magic marker!

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awuh_man 0

it seems you, not your brother, as you believed, is the moron.

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diet_otaku 0

no, actually, her brother is the moron for shaving off her eyebrow. what about this situation could possibly make the OP the moron?

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Lounia_fml 8

Being a heavy sleeper I'm guessing. Although it's not like she can do anything about that so the bro is the moron, not her. Wow and I thought my brothers were complete idiots -.-

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junomcguff_fml 0

Since you're a woman, you should go for no eyebrown, because you can just use an eyebrowbrush and draw eyebrows on your forehead. I do everyday, and there's a picture of me and my cousin at my profile if you wish to see my eyebrows ;)

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paperfox_fml 0

I went to your profile expecting to come back and recommend you stopped doing that, but actually... they look good! Nice eyebrow drawing skills you have there. :)

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redbluegreen 40

You're exactly right. Many people just shave them or wax them off completely and draw them on. When done right, they can look even better then normal eyebrows. Plus, how long does it take them to grow back anyway?

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pissyapanties 0

I've heard that sometimes eyebrow hairs never grow back

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voveraite 7

if you tweeze them, yes. If you shave them, there is not one reason in hell to have them not grow back :) OP, you have some sympathy hugs, and make sure you block access to your room while sleeping. And whilst penciling both in is a pretty good advice, it depends on how they were beforehand. If they were sparse, or lightly colored, it might look more natural, but if they were dark and filled in (sort of like mine :P) double FYL :(

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