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By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By RockMeetsHardPlace - 15/03/2021 15:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Fml37 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:51

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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DemonicAngel151 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:04

O_e ouch um... theres always eyebrow pencil or something but I'd go with no eyebrows to be honest sorry 'bout that

you_know_who10 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:04

that sucks!!! really well written FML though it made me laugh

thatonekid2010 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:06

YDI for being a heavy sleeper.

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:22

...seriously? e_e

vansareyellow 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:07

I actually laughed out loud with this FML. It sucks but it was well written . Haha. Brothers are total MORONS! I have one! Sorry about that

cpc1233 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:18

your brother is a DICK

tranekfny 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:19

that sucks

Shadowdra126 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:21

have fun with that

MrHighlight 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:25

Of course, there's always the last resort of shaving your pubes to create something similar to an eyebrow. Don't judge me, I'm just throwing out suggestions here :X

heyitsmandy 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:27

Choose one, draw one, or get a wig for your shaved eyebrow. As, if that's even possible. =]

tubaguy42 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:34

shave his head while he's sleeping tonight.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:29

Shave part of his head. You could shave a circle in the middle at the top, that would look weird...

voveraite 7

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:34

haha, like a Roman Catholic tonsure. Making him a monk overnight xD

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