By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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blue8795 0

I'd probably go with one, honestly, and get bangs/try to cover it up. I'm not a fan of penciled eyebrows.

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ShatteredRubiks 16

Definitely go with one, one doesn't look as odd as none. Penciled eyebrows? Bleugh!

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Quest_ 13

Your brother is clearly mentally underdeveloped. Sneak into his room every night for a while, each time shaving the same very faint patch of hair, until it grows to noticable stubble. May I suggest forehead or tip of the nose?

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abbrev 0

Unfortunately, your plan depends on an old wives' tale. All it would do is make his forehead or nose really smooth. Applying a little Rogaine on his nose/forehead would probably work much better. :)

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fckaduck 0

Haha, nicely phrased.

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Kataie 3

Actually, now that I think of it, FtM trans guys clip of a little bit of hair and use spirit gum to create facial hair for themselves. You could probably pay a make-up artist $20 to teach your how to make an eyebrow properly. I've heard it's pretty tricky, but if you're good it'l almost impossible to tell the difference. Between bangs and a fake brow, you'll probably look just fine.

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chocoLIFE_fml 2

use make up to make the fake eyebrow

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furlifelol 0

LOL! agreeing with the majority.. very well written. I'd say keep one and go with the side bangs. unless you're experienced in drawing on eyebrows...

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santaCLAUZx 0

aww im sorry. look up tutorials on YouTube for eyebrow drawing. (: you cancer pretty good at it with practice. or just wait, it'll grow back soon. [;

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