By ray - 17/11/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML
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duckie227 22

That's not where that goes, hate to break it to you

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Jdeluxh 12

You must really suck at making pb&j sandwiches.

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drawmesunshine 17

Not sticky, that's a nutty situation.

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drawmesunshine 17

Aww, come on! At least I used a new adjective! :/

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drawmesunshine 17

Indeed they are, but "sticky" doesn't really fit. All puns aside, it is a pretty freaking nutty situation. How often does that happen?

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mrszane93 5

If it needs protein, slap some peanut butter into it and all will be merry!!

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CoolDant 1

you should probably aim a little lower...

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loserman67 35

So after the dog finished licking your peanut butter covered junk, he licked your face in gratitude?? Dude, get a girlfriend. They are more expensive, but they don't crap on the rug and they don't have to be walked in the middle of the night. Plus there are other benefits that decourm prohibits me from listing here.

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DreamRequiem212 8

i got tobasco sauce in my eye once... that was a good day.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Why is everyone assuming OP did this to himself? Someone could have shot peanut butter in his eye as a prank!

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crimsonlover4 31

True, could've been like some of the college humor pranks (ex: buttered floors, wooden spoon, etc lol)

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baygirl564 9

How did u manage that?

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JessieMongoose 11

Grammar: You're doing it wrong.

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LennyComa 39

Peanut butter eyedrops no good then...hmm best rethink my inventions plan

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