By pain - 01/11/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML
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Andr913 13

What the **** is wrong with you?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

At least you got a nice wax out of it.

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dougierocks 13

This is not an FML, as much as a TMI..

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Yeah, one would assume that this little combination of items would be common sense Not to use, but alas, you're another shining example to common sense not being so common. All I can say is that you have balls!! Oh wait....

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You deserve it for trying to shave your balls. Trimming the hair is fine, but I don't know anyone that prefers men who have "man-scaped." Just because the **** stars do it doesn't mean that you have to.

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AmethystRain 20

I think some women would disagree with you. :P

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#73 Let me rephrase that, then: I personally dislike it when men man-scape. I shave my "lady area", but shaved man-parts would just make me feel like I'm with a child. A bit contradictory, I know, but we all have our personal preferences.

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justanotherbird 19

I prefer trimmed OR bare. Bare is better though, who wants to go down on hairy balls?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#136 It's not as though you're licking the balls, though. If I were, that would be a different matter. Then it would be "Yes, please shave those hairy balls." I guess I'm just not picky when it comes to hair down there. Except on myself, however...I can't stand it.

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floopyflooper 2

Lots of guys like their balls licked.

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justanotherbird 19

Actually, it's exactly like you are licking/sucking the balls. Don't forget to give the sack AND the shaft attention. Thumbs downs must be from people without BJ skills, lol.

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grahambertus 11

Today, I learned the hard way that I should never cut my scrotum with a razor.

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ZXDriver 0

Double fml. Injured package with painful hair removal.

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eastsidesoldier 7

Does that hurt or something???

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