By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Cthulu 0

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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Nickel05 15

repeat. YDI for making shit up and lying to a machine.

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CallMeHush 0

I'm going to design a treadmill that lies to you. Oh, you are soooooo skinny. You feel light today. You've gone the extra distance! All the really cute guys love hairy, chubby chicks. Think it will sell?

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VenomByte 1

Add a fun house mirror to it so they look skinny too and maybe a candy dispenser. Then try and get Rosie O'Donnnel to endorse it! At least you'll corner the lesbo market!

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hunterboo2 0

if your going to put a FML on atleast make it funny or more than two sentences. dumbass.

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heather_bunny 3

that's funny! and people, the OP isn't necessarily fat--i do the same thing and am considered a "healthy weight" by my doctor. It's a psychological thing for girls to do, like lying about our age.

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ShovelMeTimbers 0

Lol. I thought I was the only one.

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Menick47 0

what does OP mean?!

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ItisMyOpinion 0

original poster

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V_S234 0

Original Poster. Edit: Aww some beat me to it. :P

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