By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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Brukernavn 0

Note to self: Don't marry while still a horny teenager.

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escualida 0

YDI for marrying someone because of a threat... grow a pair!

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Ninjaface 0

The new girl may be into you for now, but eventually she'll find out that you're about as big of a pushover as it gets. You make it sound like your wife's suicide threats were the only reason you married her, in which case I'm surprised she hasn't done it already from depression at your utter lack of testosterone. Grow a pair and tell her that she can do whatever she wants, but you won't be around to suffer because of it.

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pepjag 0

i totally get u man!! everytime we get into a fight and we break up she tells me shes gonna kill herself so its like i have 2 go back and sometimes i hate it. shes a good person and i love her but its like im being held prisoner. id say dump the psycho and find ur girl dude.

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Hacksaw 4

Divorce her, then you'll be a widower. Chicks dig that.

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paladininwaiting 1

i feel your pain my man......well except for the suicidal wife part...

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Drekos 0

It sounds like she has borderline personality disorder http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder. If she does she probably isn't suicidal and is just trying to manipulate you, in which case i suggest you GTFO of that relationship. Also #214's suggestion doesn't sound half bad.

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zombielovinx 0

This sounds all too familiar. Divorce her, she's not worth it.

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nygirl8302 0

It appears you both need to grow up. Divorce her, get her help, and get on with your lives. Sitting around and blaming her for everything isn't helping either of you. I know what it's like to have a psycho like that come into the family, but it's something you need to deal with, and before you get into another relationship, make sure you know how you truly feel about each other.

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picturescrazy 24

You need to grow a pair. YDI, it's your own fault.

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cheerchick4life 0

talk to her family and close friends and suggest a psychitrist. then divorce her

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Gregiscool 0

obviously you had bad judgement before, why would this person be so much better? because they were as perfect as your current wife at one point in time? i mean, shit don't look at the newest ipod and say the one you have sucks. just look at the reasons why you married your wife in the first place. get her some help with her depression, do something other than complain.

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