By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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CandeeCane 0

I didn't know that you could keep condoms in the freezer... learn something new everyday lolz

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bunny911 16

they weren't in the freezer, they were just in a thing called a freezer bag.

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perdix 29

This is a threesome just waiting to happen! Just make sure you can tell the difference between your boyfriend's luminiferous penis and Momma's glow-in-the-dark strap-on, if such things matter to you.

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shotstack 0

It's a bit late to be worrying about such things during the threesome, surely?

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skeleton_skinner 0

Win! I want a glow in the dark condom!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dsegui4 0

at least she wants u to do it with her son.....

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swim5010 0

how is this an fml? lol this is freaking sweet

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AnonymousGalifrey 1

atleast she doesnt want to kill you or anything

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meganh1015 0

I want a glow in the dark condom. have fun(;

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