By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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buckmaster1984 0

People that post comments just bashing snickerdoodles grow up or stay off fml.

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shadow2792 0

for some reason this is something I'd expect my mom to do...that or go out for the night to leave the two of us alone... anyway I think he has a cool mom.

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TheAnon1313 28

my mom probably isn't glow-in-the-dark-condom-cool, but she is will-provide-condoms-and-bc-then-will-leave-the-house-cool

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truthisRelative 0

Dios mío! Back off guys, you know who you are. You remind me of school-yard bullies trying to pick a fight with someone. I bet what's really going on is that you're secretly in love with snickerdoodles and you don't have the ability to properly express your feelings. Again, school-yard creeps come to mind. I find you lot more annoying than snickerdoodles herself. That said, she has a valid point most of the time. Ad homs and other character attacks aren't terribly entertaining, so let's tone it down a bit, eh? Mmmk. Thanks!

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jessicams 0

how the hell is this bad? you should be stoked he has such an understanding mom

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Laurendorcus 0

They sell glow in the dark condoms at Touch of Romance stores. They used to sell them at Spencers back when I worked there, but I dont think they do anymore. Guys like them because it makes them feel like they have Light Sabers between their legs, I know this because whenever someone bought them they always brought it up. lol

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shotstack 0

Of course, this could be his mother's way of judging OP's intentions towards her son, depending on how she reacted. If she looked a little uncomfortable but accepted the condoms nonetheless, then the mother knows she has to watch for them doing it. That being said, OP, watch out for your boyfriend's mother "accidently" walking in on you and your boyfriend. The smell of incest is in the air around this FML.

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