By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 897
You deserved it 4 608
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

191 10

Comments

Blur009er 0

that's awesome! I want a glow in the dark penis XD

1 0
pwned613 0

I want glow inthe dark condom :D sounds fun;)

1 0
jonny2x4 0

Methinks mommy likes to watch, wink wink.

1 2
Erindub 0

Awkwaaaaarrrrrddd! Holy geez!

2 0
iloveweezy 0

WTF is an anal bead.

0 1
shotstack 0

Anal beads are rubber spheres connected by a rubber "rope", which are inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure. Aren't you glad you asked?

2 0
6812 6

sounds like something my mom would do. your mom is the best.

1 0