By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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chickenwings907 0

I want to know what the boyfriend said haha. But i do agree with pretty much everyone else on here, at least she's not extremely protective.

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saywhaaat_01 0

that's so awesome! his penis will be easy to find in the dark now

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Jaylishaaa 0

# 49 funny as hell I wonder if my boyfriend would wasn't to do that.. lol but that's a hella cool mom I wish my mom was like that.. but at least she's about to put me on the pill..

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grovyle210 3

hahahahahahaha haaaaa lolol did you use it?

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EatYourBrains 0

Oh and you shoulda asked her if she had handcuffs, and whip cream!!

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chrissirhc987 0

original poster

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OriginalEvol 0

That's so freaking dope

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nikiny 0

um his mom sounds pretty creepy if she wants to help u see her son's penis glow in the dark

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Stephie_fml 0

Haha uhh, she sounds cool to me. "Oh no, adults are trying to act cool! I wish they'd just scowl and be unsupportive! Waaaaahhhh!"

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mintstashinurtea 5

did you ever think if might be awkward for the poor girl?! she might not even want to have sex with him yet.

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trackrunner00008 0

that's a cool mom. I wish my mom would buy me condoms do I dont have to buy em anymore

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