By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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lu95 16

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austinocappucino 0

I wish my mom was like that! haha

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EatYourBrains 0

If only my boyfriend's mom were her.....

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dacman48 0

dude, the mother pwns

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pun619 0

? who doesnt like glow in the dark¿ and then when your done youll both glow in the dark!

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slowlybreakingme 14

This isn't an fml at all. that is TOTALLY the coolest woman on earth.

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jcfan101 0

haha sounds like an awesomeeee mom !

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