By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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Oreogasm 5

she must have done it with your bf's dad multiple times with glow in the dark condoms and finds it fascinating and thought you would too. how thoughtful.

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chikiitaaa 0

oh wow I wish my bfs mom was this cool

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JBigDaddy 0

that isn't weird that's like my mom. my familys comfortable enough with eachother. I think it's a cultural thing cuz certain races (not selecting which ones) they aren't into family as other races Im in an interracial relationship and my girlfriend says my family is closer than anything she's ever seen. it's good because when you actually have a problem you don't have to feel awkward. I hope to raise my family the same way

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I think I agree, JBD, but I'd have to substitute "cultures" or "subcultures" for "races." A lot of races have vastly different cultures. Some are just much more conservative about sex (especially premarital), but that doesn't necessarily mean they're any less supportive when a family member has a problem.

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lil_ham1644 29

No. Race is an incorrect term. I don't mean to sound rude, but that word really bugs me.

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

op is the original poster

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mkylem 0

Your life is a joke, Bickerdoodles. You still need the rubber to keep the semen out if the woman and glow-in-the-dark green is cool! Not some crappy, odd looking blueish-purple, which you get from black lights.

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eaglesfan365 0

I don't think anyone thought that was funny snicks so get off fml and keep lookin out the window for the perfect little kid

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tekcor 2

Christ I'm more annoyed at people picking on Snicker than Snicker herself. It's like you guys give her a hard time just because a trend has started. Now granted, this particular joke was lame, there isn't any reason to single her out of all these other lame comments.

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ebbomega 0

Submissions like this one make me really wish there was a voting option for "ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S AWESOME!"

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thatssomeBS 9

If you have to announce that it was a joke. It was a fail as a joke. Anyway, why is this an FML? OP your life rocks... (proper usage of your)

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