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By housepoor - 07/07/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML

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Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:08

Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?

LadyV 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:07

Oh my God! That's so ******* tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:00

I would be seriously pissed if I had all my stuff in a moving van and the sale of my house fell through because of a couple of flakes.

lexiBRo 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:11

umm... the fact that he wasn't there wasn't a major clue?!? I mean isn't buying a house a major event for any individual/couple that both parties would be present?

noluck84 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:13

you should talk it out with him, not taking his back, but, hes probably just freaked out because this is such a huge step. thats still no excuse, though.

_Skies 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:21

What's up with dick boyfriends nowadays?

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:25

YDI YDI YDI Why would you enter into a 30 year commitment of that magnitude with someone you are not serious with? Why would you sign before he is there? Why would you over extend yourself like that? You should *never* get a mortgage that a single person could not cover, it's just common sense!

Cormophyte 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:51

#64 sounds like a smart 15 year old. Or a 30 year old who's never had a really for real girlfriend. Sure, there have probably been chances to figure out that he wasn't going to sign the mortgage. "Why would you sign before he is there?"....really?

fayull 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:28

sell the house?

cattoe7 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:32

holy crap what a doucher but you probably should have waited until he was there

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:38

YDI for entering into a 30-year commitment you couldn't handle on your own. If you needed two people to pay for it, that was just stupid of you- what if one of you lost your job or couldn't pay for some other reason? You'd still be screwed. Idiot.

meddude 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:06

why the **** did you sign the papers before he got there? YDI idiot.

raybury 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:12

You cannot afford the payment yourself, yet apparently did not have him cosign. You took out a mortgage you cannot afford. Well, no problem if home prices keep going up and credit standards stay low. Now let me start reading this pile of newspapers I haven't got to since 2007...