By xharmonyx - 24/04/2012 08:29 - United States

Today, I paid for someone else's piss so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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panny10112326 1

Why even bother putting FML if you totally deserved it?? Drugs= baaaaad shit.

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The_Hitdude 12

Yeah... Paying the same friend you rip a bong with to pass a drug test for you isn't a good idea. Must've been high when you agreed to that.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

1 word: karma. YDI. don't do drugs, problem solved

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Needafarm 22

There are plenty of other FML's that are more note worthy than you not passing a piss test due to your drug habits. You really do deserve that, especially since you paid another druggy for their urine.

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kiraleann 16

It would be pretty hilarious if your pee donor indulged in some drugs purposefully to screw you over and teach you a lesson.

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davek 36

And just after 4/20. Hmm.

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Mrsgarcia 3

Ydi, druggies/ potheads don't deserve jobs. If you had the money to buy drugs why do you need a job. Stick to sucking d*ck on the corner. Keep the jobs open to those who actually need it and don't waste their life and money on dru gs.

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Krulin 8

Wow, the bitterness is strong with this one. My friend who's a doctor and also a "pothead" would like a word with you.

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mandahoney 0

Wow, I would've been pissed! *ba dum chh*

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Calyx_fml 21

YDI for working for a place that drug tests. Just say no... to drug tests.

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