By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Nolwen_fml 0

if Kiki is her name, then that would explain it. It's like a cute slang word for penis.. but nobody uses it nowadays. So I wouldn't worry too much about it.

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itziltheinsane 0

im kinda interested in what youre name is now.. and you dad sounds super cool. :D

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melainie 0

I'd love to have a friend named penis... this is not an fml. that's an awesome name

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denise509 0

google translated verge to mean penis so I'm guessing verge

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Look at the username... or the dozens of posts above yours that have already covered this. -__-

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RedInThaHead 0

lol what's your real name

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angeie7 6

lol yea what is your real name, lol mine is Angelique which means "angel" and french :)

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Koyamaibole_fml 0

"Angelic" in fact, but you must kow that

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