By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Sammara 0

111, 120, and 127 aren't moderate because they're referring to a popular ENGLISH song that has a couple of lines in French. The reference they're making is actually pretty relevant and funny; you should look it up. The song is Lady Marmalade. It was originally a hit in the 70s and then was brought back by Moulin Rogue. Though, I'd imagine I'm supposed to be moderated now, for using the French phrase "Moulin Rouge."

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porkchopsammich 0

still the same word

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KianaCaca 10

My nickname is Kiki :O

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Brittney_E 0

lol at 82, 102, 104 :D

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maddieclaire 0

I feel bad for 183, more then op. she found out her name means penis on fml :/

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needsagf14 12

what name is that?

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luc987 0

his nickname "Kiki" must be his name because in French it means penis but not penis penis more like weiner or some equivalent name.. but I have to say FYL because your dad gave you a really weird name and French people can now make fun of you :)

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MadameJello 0

so then ur name is pénis??? didn't think soo :/

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