By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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competlybaked 0

maybe it's a French version of dick. like dick cheyne

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choirchickie91 0

the slang words for penis are zune, zizi and bite so which one is your name?

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nikkired 0

I'm going to guess you were bald when you came out :)

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1luckeguy 0

very hot . . . except for the steelers hat

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Tweety122888 0

why aren't 111 120 and 127 moderated? I thought that comments made in languages other than English had to be moderated because they should be understandable by everyone.

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tama_tee 0

or the same name as him. you don't know he could be batting for the other team :)

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FrenchieMeely 0

Woow!!!!!Why aren't people reading the comments and the flm properly before comment themselves????For the hundredth time his/her name is kiki which is synonymous to the word "pénis"(with the accent this way "é" not that way"è"=penis,and it is used by kids (as the word zizi) and when adressing to kids!!!!So #143 and all the others you'd better stop thinking that google is the answer to everything,it can't help you comprehend all the subtleties of a language...

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celticguy08 0

dick is synonymous to penis but that doesn't make them the same. it is like Kiki is synonymous to pénis but the correct translation is pénis to penis.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I wanna know if Kiki's mom knew about this, and if not, what she thought the name meant!

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