By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Cates500 0

Haha that's great

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usher77 0

at least u know that u wont be playing the penis game with french people anytime soon

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Zabethou 0

as a french canadian, i can explain... queue means tail. In slang, it is used to instead of penis, because, well, a penis is a kind of tail..so queue is the translation of Dick, but in its slang signification. BTW the accent is é, not è (pénis)

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eggjuggler 0

It's not so bad. He named ya after the tool he used to make ya. Seems practical to me!

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Anerdimous 0

Penis in french slang is "Biete" (not sure about spelling), pronounced like "Beat". If your name is Kiki, it actually is slang for ******, not penis. Either way, poor you...

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Koyamaibole_fml 0

No no, kiki is often used for penis, it can be used for ****** but it's not so usual

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

So it's kinda like "privates" in English, then.

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Koyamaibole_fml 0

But only adapted to conversations with little kids. I'm surprised that some people here say it's only for ******, but it depends on the part of France they are from, maybe. PS :sorry for my english

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alfalfa101 0

Whats your name????

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thekaratekidfml 0

so it's like penay or penny

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my2centsworth 15

I believe we've heard this story or something very similar recently.

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