Animals: Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten...

By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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Shmoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:07

Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.

Juggalette_623 9

Friday 19 February 2010 16:08

I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"

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kikiface 1

Friday 19 February 2010 16:15

ahahahha oh god, my cats do that all the time :[ horrible, fyl

caticaticati 3

Friday 19 February 2010 16:24

My dog does this but she EATS the pads/tampons and then throws them up. We just have to wrap them in toilet paper or something though and she doesn't do it. I do have to wonder though... wouldn't the blood on at least most of the pads be dry? I guess maybe the dog slobber would let the blood get on other stuff a bit but it seems your house shouldn't be covered in blood.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Friday 19 February 2010 19:11

ew why do dogs always want to eat the nastiest things?! I understand chew, but eat? and that second part was just gross. haha

b1acksharpi3mark 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:13

I wondered the same thing about the dry vs. wet blood. Maybe she just exaggerated?

Sappheyes 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 21:53

Eh this is going to be a terribly gross response, but since you asked... My BF's dog has done this on more than one occasion. Not just with my feminine products, but band-aids or anything with bodily fluids on it. One time, she got to a tampon just after it was freshly wrapped and put in the garbage (I don't flush them- bad for the septic system). She apparently tore at it and thrashed her head about... let's just say there was a crimson mess in the bathroom. Not to mention her affinity for eating my underwear after my boyfriend and I would have a fun night. No blood, just anything that had, um, fluids on it... she ate. Ugh.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:14

@255 My dog is the same way, she loves to eat my underwear. Especially my brand new ones that I only got to wear once. She also will go into the garbage if she wants attention, however it's only my garbage she goes through. So I have to clean used tampon, tissue and other garbage pieces all throughout my room.